A Little Dino Headnote

Well, tomorrow is my little sister's birthday...and it has nothing to do with this headnote. heheheh

So today I came up with a little addition to my long-term plans, and this note is just so I will not forget about it. I want to share with you little details of what I really wanted to do, what I have been up to, and what my future will be like, my immediate and my ultimate goals.

Bueno, to begin with I wanted to be a Forex Trader. That is my ultimate goal. It is going to be 3 or 4 years in the making. This is my ultimate dream, my obsession, more than a life-or-death situation...for me.

And needless to say it has brought about a lot of immediate goals. And one of them obviously is setting up autopilots in affiliate networks like ShareCash, EnviroFILE, Uploadables, Netgull, etc. (see http://bokel-says-thanks.blogspot.com/) and with CPAs etc.

There are as many autopilots as your imagination can conceive, so I guess it is safe to say that if you can conceive them, then they are easy.

But the thing is I am moving on...to blogging. I have spent close to a month setting up a PPD autopilot, but let us just say bureaucracy crushed it...yeah the first autopilot was running for quite a long time before I had to spent that 1 long month. Funny thing is if you check out youtube and you know me and you know what I am talking about..it is really so ridiculous. I only use Google for blank 100% organic traffic.

What is the difference between the big G indexing 10,000 obviously fake files and Youtube indexing all the worthless files including adult files on the planet? Yeah, I get it...they wanted me out, but since I am Asian, they had to beat around the bush, which is flattering but that is so racist. Okay, no more sad stories.

1001 NIGHTS
This is not how long I wanted to create an autopilot. But basically, the plan is to create 1000 ten-article microblogs linking to 10 main blogs and using just pure whitehat SEO. No botting!!!...uhm okay except for submissions. As you can see, this very blog for example says that I am starting from scratch, from zero or negative whatever to positive something. Okay, so every last week of the month, it is going to be like submitting completed blogs, linking them up, and then Adsense for finishing touches. It would not hurt to turn them into autoblogs after that.


How does this compute?
Simply long-term few bucks a day from ads. Evading sandbox and minimizing losses are top priorities.

How long will it take to set them all up?
I am looking at 4 or 5 months. I will not outsource writing because I am just going to be disappointed, no offense. I will write articles myself, and I personally do not care if a**holes copy them.

What then after that?
Trade training for 3 or 4 years, and still blogging. And do not get me wrong, but by the time I am ready to trade, I really believe there is going to be another major financial meltdown. No soldier goes to war without a gun, right? except the dumb ones LOL.
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Thesaurus Rex’s Meaty SEO Something Article

Happy Sunday (yeah midnight) my avid readers, dinosaurs and humans alike!

…uhm…well, just between you and me, I only have two readers, 1 dinosaur and 1 human. The human one is on the list of my followers! ahahahaha!

Yeah, I know the blog is stupid and messy, but I never really planned on SEOing it in the first place. I only intended it to be a landing page for microjobs.

And speaking of microjobs, the last one was a failure, a lack of judgment on my part. I cannot believe I did not get a single conversion after buying more than 400 signups. I have no idea what went wrong. It is just but normal to incentivize an incentivizable/incentivized offer, right? LOL…yeah, sad story (dinosaur sigh).

But I am not giving up on that CPA just yet. So today I made a video and started a Youtube campaign. The video is very good and promising and SEO’d, but I will not spend a single penny on pushing the campaign to the max. I just want to see some conversions.

I think I just might discover some skeletons in somebody’s closet here, but I will not post my findings here. I am just going to keep it to myself and move on to trusted companies like Amazon, Clickbank, or CJ, or another CPA perhaps, just that almost all CPAs are blocked by pop-up blockers and IP blockers.

On a lighter note, my biggest, humongous monstrous plan at the moment is a little vacation. Even dinosaurs need some time-out! And I am looking at learning some Wordpress stuff. I will not bank until I am good. So, no microjobs for my workers for now, maybe save for some account creation jobs.

Oh, this is the brutal part of this stupid little article…ahehehheh!
I am looking at some keywords related to my blog, and they are actually the lamest keywords on the Internet. So, I will try to define them at the best of my dinosaur ability and sorry that English is not my first language, it is “Mesozoic T-Rex Rawr Jargon Language.”



Here are some phrases, some catchy, some scammy, depends on the audience really:


The 'career' phrases

career counseling, career guidance, career help, career search, careers advice, employment agencies, employment search, find a career, find me a job, online job search, new career

---> just another pre-sale phrase, which means ‘buy our services’ (consultancy, agency, legal, whatever) as long as you pay us or as long as we deduct a lot from your salary…oh but no more layoffs, always fresh jobs.


The 'earn' phrases

earn extra cash, earn extra money, earn money, earn money from home, earn money online, earn money online without investment, earn money surveys, earn money through internet, earn money without investment, earn more money

---> or lose some or lose more. These kinds of phrases are very abused, overused, and misused in online opportunities campaigns. Take a look at the phrase ‘earn money’ for example. Are there employers who pay potatoes instead?

Again, being careful, alert, smart, and inquisitive will not kill you. However, if you are offering something totally free and your subjects are still skeptical, forget about them, they do not deserve your effort. Keep in mind that majority of the people cannot even see the opportunity in front of their faces. Rawrrrr!


The 'get paid' phrases

get paid to click, get paid to read, get paid to write, online surveys

---> A lot of people see these as not good sources of income, but I can assure you they are wrong. Take for example PTC or paid-to-click. A lot of grayhatters earn thousands of dollars a month using just forums and string links, but it is not as simple as that. The whole process involves creativity and research and normal brain activity.


The ‘make money’ phrases 

kids make money, make money easy, make money easy at home, make money fast and easy, make money from home, make money quick, make money taking surveys, make money today, make money with no money, ways for kids to earn money, ways for kids to make money, ways to earn money, ways to make extra money, ways to make money online

---> Catchy eh? They can almost always mean ‘be scammed fast if you do not use your brain.’ But then again, legits and scammers alike use such phrases, so it is really up to you. Do some research and use Google!



RANDOMS

help wanted ads, i want to make money
--->tens of thousands of random anons typing random thoughts on Google search. LOL

internet jobs
---> jobs for the cutest smartest creatures on the planet. Although, getting scammed is neither cute nor smart.

internet work from home
---> of course, would you rather do it in a public library or something?

interview preparation, interview techniques
--->not-so-random keywords typed in by first-timer 'low-paying so-called stable job' hunters.

mystery shopper
---> an urban legend created to make Mr. Salesclerk and Ms. Saleslady focus on their jobs instead of hitting on each other all day and still getting paid, and they even despise their jobs, huh! Also a primitive method to scout or spy on a competitor.

self employment
---> rewarding joblessness

stuffing envelopes
---> ah ah no idea what this is and no plan on googling. LOL

work online
---> get your fat ass in front of a computer!

writing jobs
---> intentionally mistaken for ‘steal somebody else’s articles, spin them at least,’ and there you have it, a job.

For My Workers - A Professional Post

Hello workers,

rate: $0.12
duration: 1 minute more or less

These are the instructions:

1. Look at your IP details at the right side of this blog. Copy and paste that as proof #1.

2. Scroll down to the bottom of the post below this post and click on ‘JOIN ShareCash’ link and register. This is the post entitled, "Sharecash – A Man-Whore’s Story – A Dinosaur’s Review."

3. Upon verifying your registration, copy and paste your ShareCash username as proof #2. And that’s it!


Take Note:

1. No proxies allowed. This blog has an IP log, so I can cross-check. IP tracking is the reason why I redirected you to this blog.
2. Registration is totally free and does not and will not cost you anything.
3. I can make you earn more than $1000 a month, just saying, no pressure, and modesty aside. 
4. If ShareCash is down for maintenance, check out after 5 or 10 minutes, you can continue with your other jobs, thanks! 

JOB STATUS
- complete 150/150
- rated all workers 'satistied'

 

I did not bother checking IPs. There were proxies, alright, but overall I am satisfied.

Thanks to everyone who participated!

My Blog Died And Resurrected

Sometime in October 2009, after finishing reading Twilight Saga and all Harry Potters on my phone, the only e-books left to read were online opportunities ones. It so happened that the first and second ones were boring, yeah good alternatives for sleeping pills, which was what I did actually.


The third e-book, however, caught my attention, and it was about this get‑paid‑to‑upload site, had no idea what it was, so I googled. By that time, an environmental catastrophe was banging Metro Manila on the floor LOL (not related to the story at all), and I had to stay home because it was Sunday and not because it was the end of the world. Because frankly rain or shine I always went to that ultra-super-mega adorable, huggable, lovable job. Oh God, I really loved being in a cage after giving up an out-of-box dream job. I did give up my sweet job back then and returned to my old sedentary job because I was occasionally quadriplegic, but I am all better now, been since I quit that stupid sitting job.

 
A Dream Started and Realized

At any rate, this is where it all began, when I came out of the box again. The first time I attempted earning from the site, I made 3 or 4 dollars overnight. And I thought multiply my efforts by 10 or 20 or 30, and I can totally ditch my job, which was what happened. Add to that the fact that I found other similar sites, and I was earning more than my high‑paying, highly stressful, FFF (fat flabby forty) job, the higher the pay the higher the stress level. And I said, “S*ck on my earnings, cruds.”

 
My Little Crappy Blog

Back in November 2009, I made a crappy blog about these sites I work with. It made it to PR4 without much effort. It was absolutely undeniably amateurish because I have no background whatsoever in blogging. And I consider myself 99.9% computer illiterate, totally no scripting or programming knowledge.

Anyways, my best friend, Google bot, decided that it was a spam blog and locked it, so I am recreating it now. But I was a proud father of that blog because it actually earned me a couple of hundred dollars during its short lifespan.



I Was So Frustrated Then Something Sparked

Back to the future, September 05, 2010, I was looking at my Paypal statement, and I felt depressed looking at these figures.



I thought to myself, “My online work-a-little-earn-a-little life sucks more and more everyday.” Yeah, but wait, I can still fund microjobs, give away on-the-spot microjobs and pay people even before they do the job, and doing so theoretically will increase my chances of earning more as the sites I work with become more and more popular. There have got to be some security measures I need to look at here, though.



A New Crappy Blog And A New Dream

Yes, this is that new shitty blog, but it comes with a dream. I was thinking, no, am planning, no, am starting to be an employer instead. Fund campaigns and earn a little from them. Everything goes to charity anyway. And my best friend, Google, need not worry because this is no PTC and everyone will actually earn more out of the bargain, and they are going to be paid ahead of time, as early as they accepted the microjob. I dream of doing this more and more often every time. By doing so, I provide the most competitive rates much much better than their crappy day job wages, and they in turn give me superb demographics.



Little Crappy Here Has A Bright Future

Two weeks from now and a couple more posts to this blog, this dream of mine will be realized with or without this Ads agency I checked out yesterday. You guys who are interested need not worry because I have one Ads partner currently and two waiting and very much willing to take me in.



If you want to reach me, read the ‘About Me’ section.